Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Contraindicating
Juz got home from collecting my parcel from the Post Office.. While i was there, i 'happen' to 'overheard' the girl Q-ing behind me's conversation on cellphone with her friend.. (Well, i'm the 1st on the Q, and the lady at the counter happen to have like, 18? pieces of things to sent.. So it took quite a while.. -_-;;) She 'sounds' like a Sec 1 student.. Talking with her Heavy Malaysian Accents + Singapore Chinese slang.. Here goes (Translated to English by Ms Evangel):
'... A.. Ya lohz.. I thought of buying a MP3 Player for him de lehz.. But i so scare he dunno how to use.. Than give the MP3 Player i buy for him to other ppl.. Cuz he dunno how to relax himself.. Me, as a MUSIC LOVER, would also like to influence him into music.. To help him relax.. To learn more about music..'
I assume, as asked by her friend, 'Oh.. Than u teach him lahz.. Like that u guys can spend more time together mahz..'
'Ya lohz hor.. He he.. But u know huh.. That time, when i teach him how to play with my PSP, i teach until vomit blood ah.. '
I assume, as asked by her friend, again, 'Oh, izzit? So did he manage to break any record?'
'Break record? No lahz!! He didn't even play any game ah.. He play Most Wanted (a VERY old PSP game..), he crash my car until like shit ah.. Break my most damaged car record.. Later if want me teach him how to use the MP3, than i 'Jalat' ah.. He really very stupid one lehz.. I've never seen any1 so stupid before.. Stupid until cannot be anymore stupid-er.. Ai ya, cannot say like that one..'
Assumtion, by friend, 'Ya lohz.. Don't say him until like that lahz..'
'Ai yo, but he really very stupid one lehz.. Cannot 'Tahan' xia..'
After that, i really don't feeling like listening to her bullshit anymore.. Ha.. U see wat the title means? ;p
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Sad Panda
This is for Panda~~
Okie, u're not a sad person, but this pic juz makes me link to u.. Ha..
Halloween @ Nite Safari
Today, i had an outing with my colleagues to Nite Safari.. They have this special Halloween celebration thingy going on.. So went there to try it out.. But, the experiences was so-so nia.. Haiz.. Kinda expected it to be more fun.. More scary.. But.. .. .. Disappointed!! But it's probably juz me.. Others seems to be enjoying themselves though.. I think.. IF i'm not there.. Ha.. Was having a 'mood swing' sort of thing.. ;p
Okie, let's see.. Wat are the events that i can still remember from the Safari? Hm.. 1st, it's HOT like shit (no link, juz feel like using this word)!! 2nd, MosquitoS (yup, and i DID bring my 上标油 along juz in case)!! 3rd, it's damn crowded!! I hate crowd!!Haiz.. Forgot that it's a beautiful Sat.. All other ass-holes are not working..
When walking through the trail thingy (yup, ALONE!! Wat's there to experience if u're walking in a big group? U'll probably scare 'AnYtHiNg' that intends to scare u off b4 they do anything..), saw this group of ppl taking photo with a zombie on a bridge.. The bridge is well lighted, there's like 4 person there? 2 males posing with the zombie, 2 females taking photos for them.. AND, blocking the passage way.. (THAT'S wat matters to me.. Blocking MY way..) After taking the photos, the zombie jumps forward, and the girls went running and screaming at the same time.. HELLO~~ The zombie IS a Nite Safari staff = he's human = he won't bite (or eat u up) = he won't hurt = WHY scream?? If u're that easily scared, don't pay to get scared then!! Paying for punishment.. Haiz..
Apperently, there's nothing much there.. And the food there is damn EXPENSIVE like eating LV xia.. 1 cup of normal Nestle green tea (yup, the 1 made with powder and water) cost me $5!! Kaoz.. Nite-light robbery xia.. And well, i guess i should learn not to meddle with other ppl's business next time.. Was K-po enough to tell this person that the food he's ordering is non Halal, and i kanna 'Diao' xia.. WTF?? (Well, apparently, i know he's probably okie a person.. But he juz has a fiece face.. -_-;;) FINE!! If he want to sin knowing it's wrong, go ahead for all i care!! Next time, even if i know that any1 is eating something he shouldn't, also i shall 'See No Evil'!! Really狗咬吕洞宾xia.. Haiz.. Sleepy.. Nitez..
Oh ya, juz to add on.. Apparently, looking at Ms Luyan's reaction is more fun than the tour itself.. U can hear her saying 'Don't come near me huh..', 'Don't pull my legs huh..', 'Don't touch me!!' etc throughout the tram ride.. When there's absolutely nothing there.. While grabbing my hand, of course.. Ha.. THAT'S the fun part.. HO ho ho~~
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Hair Cut
This is how she look before the hair cut..
This is how she look after..
Well, any difference?? She don't like to take photo lahz.. Everytime i point my phone @ her, she'll turn away.. So make to do with this picture ba.. Ha.. Actually, she did look a bit 'retarded' at 1st lahz.. But, i got used to it pretty fast.. B'cos, 'Co-chan, no matter wat u look like, I WILL ALWAYS LUV U!!' ^_^
Rain Coat
E-Brake
This is on her thigh.. Juz in-case u dunno.. Ha..
Ha.. And after i took these pictures, she kinda got all hyper suddenly 'knowing' that i actually got a blog (Yup, THIS blog that u're reading NOW belongs to ME!! Althought it's only a few days old.. Ha.. ;)), and asked me to take photo of her sunburn as well.. -----> Not sure why she asked of that, and so, i did.. :)
And, in-case u're wondering, THAT black line on her wrist IS her Sunburn..
And, DON'T ask me HOW she got that.. I don't wanna know.. Heh.. ;p
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Text Box
*Continuing to struggle again next time~~ ;)*