Contraindicating

Okie, this seems so much like my 'Complaint Book'.. So not reading it is juz fine..

Juz got home from collecting my parcel from the Post Office.. While i was there, i 'happen' to 'overheard' the girl Q-ing behind me's conversation on cellphone with her friend.. (Well, i'm the 1st on the Q, and the lady at the counter happen to have like, 18? pieces of things to sent.. So it took quite a while.. -_-;;) She 'sounds' like a Sec 1 student.. Talking with her Heavy Malaysian Accents + Singapore Chinese slang.. Here goes (Translated to English by Ms Evangel):

'... A.. Ya lohz.. I thought of buying a MP3 Player for him de lehz.. But i so scare he dunno how to use.. Than give the MP3 Player i buy for him to other ppl.. Cuz he dunno how to relax himself.. Me, as a MUSIC LOVER, would also like to influence him into music.. To help him relax.. To learn more about music..'

I assume, as asked by her friend, 'Oh.. Than u teach him lahz.. Like that u guys can spend more time together mahz..'

'Ya lohz hor.. He he.. But u know huh.. That time, when i teach him how to play with my PSP, i teach until vomit blood ah.. '

I assume, as asked by her friend, again, 'Oh, izzit? So did he manage to break any record?'

'Break record? No lahz!! He didn't even play any game ah.. He play Most Wanted (a VERY old PSP game..), he crash my car until like shit ah.. Break my most damaged car record.. Later if want me teach him how to use the MP3, than i 'Jalat' ah.. He really very stupid one lehz.. I've never seen any1 so stupid before.. Stupid until cannot be anymore stupid-er.. Ai ya, cannot say like that one..'

Assumtion, by friend, 'Ya lohz.. Don't say him until like that lahz..'

'Ai yo, but he really very stupid one lehz.. Cannot 'Tahan' xia..'


After that, i really don't feeling like listening to her bullshit anymore.. Ha.. U see wat the title means? ;p